The AI Assistant That Runs Your Family's Life

Plug-and-play AI server for your home. Calendar, groceries, chores, memories — all organized, all private, all yours.

Stop drowning in family logistics.
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Running a Family Today
Is Harder Than Running a Company

️ Calendar Chaos

Soccer practice, doctor appointments, birthday parties — things get missed because nothing coordinates everything.

Grocery Overload

Lists in three different apps. "Did we buy milk?" — nobody knows. Food waste + frustration.

Chore Battles

Assigning tasks, tracking completion, reminding kids — parents doing most of the work.

Lost Memories

"Where are those photos from 2024?" Family memories buried in phones, emails, drives.

What Your Second Brain Does

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Family Command Center

  • Syncs with Google/Apple calendars
  • Tracks all pickups, practices, events
  • Sends reminders via Telegram/MMS
  • Never double-books anyone

Grocery + Meal Planner

  • Add items via voice or text
  • Auto-generates weekly meals
  • Creates shopping lists by aisle
  • Reduces food waste by 30%

Chore Assignment & Tracking

  • Age-appropriate task suggestions
  • Completion tracking + points
  • Gamified rewards for kids
  • Parent oversight dashboard

Family Memory Vault

  • Stores preferences, allergies, dislikes
  • "What did we do last summer?" — instant recall
  • Photo indexing with AI search
  • Never loses a memory

The Hardware: Dell OptiPlex 7040 Micro

This is the exact model running our own family's system.

Processor
Intel Core i7-6700T
Quad Core, up to 3.60GHz
Memory
16GB RAM
Plenty for multiple AI agents
Storage
512GB SSD
Fast boot + room for family data
Form Factor
Micro
Tiny footprint — fits anywhere
Ports
6x USB 3.0
+ HDMI, DisplayPort, LAN
Operating System
Windows 10 Pro
Runs OpenClaw or Hermes smoothly

Your Data Never Leaves Your Home

Your family's data lives on the OptiPlex in your living room. No cloud storage. No data selling. Nothing shared with third parties.

Calendar, preferences, memories, photos — all stored locally. You own your family's intelligence.

Interested in Family AI?

We'd love to learn about your family's needs and walk you through how the Family AI Box works. Reach out and we'll connect.

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Support You Can Count On

Human Support

Mon-Sat, 9am-5pm MST

Technical issues, agent problems, setup questions — we're here. After-hours support by appointment.

24/7 AI Chatbot

Always available for basic questions

How-to guides, troubleshooting, common issues — instant answers from our AI support system.

Remote Setup

1-hour Zoom call

Plug in your OptiPlex, join our call, and we configure everything together. Video instructions included for review later.

Warranty

1-Year Hardware Warranty

Free replacement if hardware fails. We stand behind what we ship.

Online Backup Setup

We help you configure automated backups

Protect your family memories. We'll set up cloud backup (Backblaze B2) or USB backup — your choice.

Frequently Asked Questions

What are the hardware specs?
Dell OptiPlex 7040 Micro: Intel Core i7-6700T (Quad Core, up to 3.60GHz), 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD, micro form factor. This is the exact model running our own family's system. Powerful enough for multiple AI agents + family data.
Can I add more agents over time?
Yes. We build custom agents based on your family's evolving needs — homework helpers, budgeting, travel planning, and more. We'll discuss options during your consultation.
What happens after 1 year?
Hardware warranty expires, but software keeps running. You can purchase extended warranty or upgrade to new hardware when needed. No subscription lock-in.
Can I add more agents later?
Absolutely. We can build custom agents tailored to your family: Homework Helper, Parenting Advisor, Travel Planner, Budget Tracker, and more. We'll explore what makes sense for you.
How does backup work?
We help you set up automated backup during setup. Options: Cloud backup (Backblaze B2, ~$50/year you pay), USB external drive (~$60 you pay), or hybrid for redundancy. Your choice — your control.
Is my data private?
Yes. Your family's data lives on the OptiPlex in your home. No cloud storage. No data selling. Nothing shared with third parties. Calendar, preferences, memories, photos — all stored locally. You own your family's intelligence.
How do I get support outside office hours?
By appointment. Schedule a time that works for you, and we'll be there. For immediate help, our 24/7 AI chatbot can handle basic questions and how-to guides.
How long does shipping take?
5-7 business days within North America. We'll provide tracking information once shipped. International shipping available — contact for pricing.

Get in Touch

Tell us about your family and what you're looking for. We'll reach out within 24 hours to discuss next steps.

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— Barnaby

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